Run, you bastards. I'm coming for you all.

My name is Alex and I really like lots of things

I always make the mistake of starting with asshole

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

happy tag

ls-boogie:

lizzymccullough:

findingmyrecovery:

You are not going in circles

You are making progress in a spiral. You do come back around to where you were at the start, since recovery and healing take time, but every time you come back around to that point you’re a little higher up because you’ve got more experience, more knowledge, and more strength.

You ARE making progress

this is the best fucking thing i have ever read.

Always making progress

coeurandrogyne:

madmanwithsomesocks:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

This arc took a total of three scenes in the season (four if you count the scene where she’s not in the visiting room) and it still carried more weight than everything Larry’s dealt with the entire series.

this guy is like 50000x more important than Larry.

  • Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
  • Me: Which one?
  • Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
  • Me: That's two separate shows
  • Mum: No
  • there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
  • and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
  • because she was going out with that blonde lady
  • Me: That still could be either show
  • Mum: I think there were clones
  • Me: There we go.

 “Men never ask me out. I have an established career, I work, I support myself. And I find that it scares men, whereas women love it.”

 “Men never ask me out. I have an established career, I work, I support myself. And I find that it scares men, whereas women love it.”

i refuse to believe she's 100% straight

sanetwin:

stupidsuburbanalison:

wait what is on Tatiana’s back in the last two gifs? Is that a giant bruise or a birthmark or something?? I haven’t noticed that before ….or am I totally missing something here?

Sandy, one of the head make up artists for orphan black, admitted that his original make up for Sarah was gritty and intense. He decided to reign in the bruises for several reasons. Which is why we have this inconsistency.

butts she has such a wonderful butt THIS LOOKS HELLA i just know i'm going to get all worked up if I watch it though