Run, you bastards. I'm coming for you all.

My name is Alex and I really like lots of things

Production DesignPan’s Labyrinth (2006)

After doing work in Hollywood on other movies and with other directors, working in our original language in different scenery brings me back to the original reasons I wanted to make movies, which is basically to tell stories with complete freedom and to let the visuals really contribute to the telling of the story. - Guillermo Navarro, director of photography; P.D. by Eugenio Caballero

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

kaniethiio:

"sexuality is a choice"

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"women wouldn’t get raped if they didn’t wear revealing clothes"

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"there are only two genders"

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"i’m not trying to be sexist/racist, but.."

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"a/bi/pansexuality isn’t real"

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"gay people shouldn’t have children"

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"i don’t want to be friends with a gay person, they could hit on me"

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"you can’t identify with the gender you want to be, only the one you were born with"

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crazycritterlife:

Throwback Thursday. Freshman year when I had to sneak my hawk into my dorm room for two months. This is the set-up I used. It would stay open during the day but closed at night or when visitors came in. The RA never knew! ;)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

omg I got two of these things that’s unheard of . Tagged by the beautiful and wonderous fancyporpoise

My 11 Questions for you guys:

1. If you could go back in time, would you?

I would go back to the twenties and join in the literary dorks that all lived in that time (and to basically spy on Hemingway and Fitzgerald)

2. What is your earliest memory?

Lying in my cot staring at the fish mobile above my bed. Though mum insists I made this up because I never had a fish mobile, or a mobile at all. 

3. Ever broken a bone?

I fractured my butt during my mock black belt grading. I couldnt walk or sit properly for weeks afterwards and it was ALL cara’s fault (even though it was me doing the throw wrong and I nearly broke her neck but still)

4. Favourite book as a kid?

The BFG. The idea of catching dreams in jars fascinated me. 

5. Best thing about summer?

Zero responsibilities

6. If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?

Some sort of hawk or raven to sit on my shoulder and frighten my enemies. Failing that a tiny dragon. 

7. Where would you most like to live?

On a boat in the middle of the sea with no people around for a million miles.

8. Biggest celebrity crush?

A better question would literally be who do I not have a crush on? Currently it’s Natalie Dormer and Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider reboot. 

9. Dream career?

Food critic. Because not only do I get paid to eat and write people will fear me when I come into their place and give me all the best stuff.

10. Your favourite thing about yourself?

My unflinching ability to make people smile back at me when I smile at them.

11. Can you drive?

I’ve passed my test but anyone who’s ever been in a car with me can atone that I cannot drive and shouldn’t be allowed out in public with a car.